Ceci Meets Men In Philadelphia

So, Ms. Ceci has just put the down payment on a new apartment for her soon-to-be-ex husband. There was no other way to get him out. He immediately bought that stereo he had been dreaming of and she left him to sit on the couch in the new place, conducting Brahms and perfecting the perfect nose blow. M. was not your classically handsome young man, but he was whippet-thin and had long hair. His face, however did resemble the nose-mustache-and-glasses novelty mask. He looked Ceci over and declared "a plump housewife...let's see what we can do." Three months later, he had created the slender sex bomb he had desired and surprisingly enough, they declared their interest in other lovers, shook hands, said adieu, and remain friends to this day. This is how it should be. B., however, was as it should not be. He had worked at Columbia Pictures and had grown used to the slightly twisted sex life of Hollywood. His only work now was "directing" plays in Philadelphia and making the lives of women Hell. He was a great lover, he would have to be, but Ceci didn't want to play the games of Threesome or Pain. The day that B. tried the "psychological experiment" of punching her, she returned with a solid right cross to his jaw. She never saw him again and she had no psychological damage as she had connected and worked it out. Thus was Ceci introduced to the modern man of the 1970's.